Directed By: Oliver Stone
Written By: Shane Salerno, Don Winslow & Oliver Stone (screenplay)
Starring: Aaron Johnson, Taylor Kitsch, Benicio Del Toro and Blake Lively
Stoners vs. Mexican drug cartel. A new take on “The Tortoise and the Hare”.
I keep going to Oliver Stone movies hoping that I’ll get to see another Natural Born Killers or Platoon. Is the Oliver Stone that directed Savages the same guy who directed those beauties or is this Oliver Stone, the used car salesman with the same name and mistakenly was asked to direct a piece of schlock, filled with attractive Hollywood B-listers and only a sprinkle of actual talent (Benicio Del Toro) to try to legitimize this piece of shit movie? I’m not even exaggerating, it‘s excrement.
The script is filled with dialogue that is fit for an imbecile. The 3 main actors that deliver the script stink of imbecility. Aaron Johnson, Taylor Kitsch (forever Tim Riggins) and Blake Lively are a disgrace to the craft acting, but not to the eyes, that’s for sure.
The cinematography is pretty damn good and has all the polished elements of Hollywood. The violence in the film keeps the audience’s attention because we all like to see gunfights and asses being kicked. This is the Hollywood machine at its finest – lacking substance but looking pretty. Thanks for nothing, Ollie.
I will patiently await his next biopic, “Obama! Don’t Get Any On Ya”.
Problem: Tim Riggins
Mood for watching: Asleep
What to eat and drink: Carne asado and Tecate
If I made it: I would have written a protagonist that could actually fight a Mexican cartel
Why watch: Don’t